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7 Jokes with the Most Unexpected Plot Twists
Sep 06, 2024
12:05 P.M.Share
Laughter is the best way to brighten your day, and we’ve got seven hilarious jokes that are sure to do just that! From marriage counseling gone wrong to jaw-dropping family secrets, these stories will have you laughing out loud. Get ready for a fun ride full of surprises!
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Who doesn’t love a good laugh? Whether you’ve had a rough day or just need a little pick-me-up, we’ve got you covered.
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These jokes are guaranteed to brighten your mood. From husbands with some wild misunderstandings to surprising family twists, there’s something here for everyone.
Ready? Let’s dive into the fun!
Marriage Counseling with a Twist
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife sit in front of a therapist. The wife starts in on a long list of grievances: “He doesn’t listen to me, he’s distant, we haven’t been close in ages. I feel neglected, lonely, unloved…”
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She keeps going and going, pouring out years of frustration. Finally, the therapist stands up, walks around his desk, and approaches the wife.
He asks her to stand and proceeds to lean in and give her a long, passionate kiss. The husband looks on in surprise, and the wife? She’s left completely speechless by the intensity of their therapist’s kiss.
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The therapist turns to the husband and says, “Your wife needs this at least three times a week if you’re serious about saving your marriage. Can you manage that?”
The husband sits there, thinking for a moment before responding, “Well, sure. I can bring her by on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.”
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Now that’s one way to follow doctor’s orders! But sometimes, people just can’t seem to figure out where they are… or even what they’re wearing.
The Case of the Mismatched Uniform
After a long shift, a police officer finally gets home, tired out of his mind. Not wanting to wake his wife, he tiptoes into the dark bedroom and peels off his uniform, leaving his clothes on the floor.
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He’s about to climb into bed when his wife groans from under the covers, “Honey, could you run down to the store and get some bread for the kids’ breakfast tomorrow?”
Grumbling, he pulls his clothes back on without turning on the light and heads out the door. At the corner store, he tosses the bread on the counter and barely makes eye contact with the cashier.
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“Hey Jerry,” the cashier says. “Did you get a new job?”
Confused, the officer replies, “Uh, no. I still work for the police department.”
The cashier looks him up and down and smirks. “Then why are you wearing a fireman’s uniform?”
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That’s one guy who really needs to pay closer attention! And speaking of things not being quite what they seem, this next family takes the cake when it comes to unusual names.
A Town Full of Bobs
A reporter heads to the home of a woman known for having the highest welfare payments in town. Curious, he knocks on the door and is greeted by a young, cheerful woman. He introduces himself and then starts asking her questions.
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“Ma’am, I understand you have quite a few children,” he starts.
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“Ten,” she replies proudly.
“And what are their names?”
“Bob,” she says with a smile.
“All of them?”
“Yup! Every last one.”
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The reporter blinks, clearly confused. “But… what if you want them to come inside, or call them for dinner? How do they know who you’re talking to?”
“I just call out, ‘Bob, it’s dinnertime,’ and they all come in to eat,” she replies, shrugging.
“And what about when you want only of them to do something?” The reporter asks.
“Oh, that’s easy,” she says. “I just call them by their last name.”
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It’s safe to say that family reunions are probably a little confusing around that house! Now, let’s follow a man who’s searching for perfection, but forgets to ask all the right questions…
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The Quest for the Perfect Wife
An extremely handsome man is on a mission. He believes he’s destined to marry the perfect woman so they can have extraordinarily beautiful children. After searching the entire East Coast and finding no one, he moves west, where he meets a farmer with three gorgeous daughters.
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He explains his quest to the farmer, who listens patiently before saying, “Well, you’re in luck. All three of my daughters are looking to get married. Take your pick!”
Excited, the man takes each daughter on a date. After the first, the farmer asks, “Well, what do you think?”
“She’s lovely,” the man says, “but she’s just a teensy bit pigeon-toed.”
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The farmer shrugs, “No problem, try the second.”
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After dating the second daughter, the man returns. “She’s great, but she’s just a teensy bit cross-eyed.”
“Fair enough,” the farmer says. “You should meet my third daughter.”
The man takes the third daughter out and returns the next day, ecstatic. “She’s perfect! I want to marry her!”
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They wed quickly, and soon after, their baby is born. But when the man visits the nursery, he’s horrified to see the ugliest baby he’s ever laid eyes on.
Rushing to the farmer, he demands, “How could this happen?! She’s perfect, and I’m perfect! How do we have such an ugly baby?!”
The farmer chuckles and says, “Well, my daughter was just a teensy bit pregnant when you met her.”
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Oof, talk about missing a key detail! Now for a speedy getaway that didn’t quite go as planned…
The Groom on the Run
A man is zooming down a country road, when he suddenly sees red and blue lights flashing behind him. He pulls over, and the officer walks up to the car.
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“Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
“Yes, officer, I’m really sorry, but I’m in a bit of a hurry. I have to get to—”
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The officer cuts him off. “In a hurry, huh? Well, I’m taking you in. You can wait for the chief to get back, but it’ll be a few hours since he’s at his daughter’s wedding.”
The man sighs, looking down at his hands. “I doubt he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Why do you say that?” the officer asks.
The man looks up and says, “Because I’m the groom.”
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Now that’s what you call a wedding crasher! And sometimes, life’s funny coincidences go a step further, like this next flower delivery mix-up.
A Grave Mistake
When a new business opens up, a good friend of the owner sends a lovely floral arrangement to congratulate them. At the grand opening, the friend proudly surveys the room until he spots his flowers.
But then, he sees the attached card: “Rest in Peace.”
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Mortified, he calls the florist, ready to give them a piece of his mind. After a lengthy tirade, the florist finally speaks.
“Sir, I’m really sorry about the mix-up, but try to look on the bright side. Somewhere, there’s a funeral happening today with a card that says, ‘Congratulations on your new location!'”
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And now for our grand finale — this family secret is bound to surprise you!
The Family Revelation
A boy notices a beautiful girl lives across the street from him. He introduces himself and they discover they share many interests. The boy is smitten.
He runs home and excitedly tells his dad that he’s met a great girl named Emma from across the street and he wants to ask her out on a date.
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The dad winces and says, “Sorry son, but you can’t do that. I hate to tell you this, but Emma is your sister.”
The boy is devastated, but he moves on. A few weeks later, he meets another girl, Sophie. They really hit it off and the boy runs home to tell his dad.
His dad winces again. “Sorry son, but Sophie’s your sister too.”
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The boy is furious. Weeks later, he meets the most beautiful girl yet: Brooke. They flirt and exchange numbers but before getting his hopes up, he goes to his dad.
“Dad, I met an amazing girl called Brooke…”
But his dad winces again before he even says anything else.
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Heartbroken, and furious, the boy slumps in the living room. A while later, his mother sees him and asks, “What’s wrong?”
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“Mom, every time I meet a girl I like, Dad tells me she’s my sister!”
His mom bursts out laughing. “Oh honey, don’t worry about that. You can date whoever you want.”
“Why?” the boy asks, confused.
His mom smiles and says, “Because he’s not actually your father.”
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And there you have it: seven hilarious stories where the punchline sneaks up on you when you least expect it!
From awkward misunderstandings to jaw-dropping family revelations, these jokes remind us that laughter really is the best medicine. So whenever life feels a little too serious, just remember — there’s always room for a good laugh!
So, why don’t you check out some hilarious jokes about neighbors next?
If you’ve ever wondered if your neighbors are from another planet? These side-splitting tales will have you convinced! Get ready for laughs so loud, you might just wake up the whole block! Click here to read more.Share
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